Sunday, November 11, 2018

Trail Mix - 11.11.18


11.11.18 “When you hear of the passing of one of the saints of God remember that it is only the death of the body that real life goes on and in a more wonderful way than ever before. Paul said, "to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord." D.L. Moody said, "If you hear that Moody has died don't you believe it, because I will be more alive than ever before." "Glad day, a wonderful day, glad day, a glorious day..." S, E. Trail
My prayer for you today is for you to look up “…for your redemption draweth nigh!”

Revelation 14:13 And I heard a voice from heaven saying unto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord from henceforth: Yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours; and their works do follow them. KJV
“In celebration of the complexities of the English language, we bring you the following: Lets face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant, No ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England, French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine its paradoxes we find:- that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing? If the plural of tooth is teeth shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth? If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables why don't humanitarians eat humans!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language:- whereby a house can burn up as it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out. A bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all)”

Bible Reading Schedule for today - John 19-21

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