8.12.18 –
Acts 23:11 And the night following the Lord
stood by him, and said, Be of good cheer, Paul: for as thou hast testified of
me in Jerusalem, so must thou bear witness also at Rome.
“A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the
wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he
thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear
view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren
blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the
trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle
and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my
shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for
speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go." The old
gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back. "Have a good
day, Sir," replied the trooper.”
Bible Reading Schedule for today - Jeremiah
16-18
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