7.19.18 – Some trust in chariots and some trust
in horses, but we will trust in the LORD our GOD the scribe Ezra said. We boast
that GOD is able to deliver us but at the first sign of trouble we run to
“Egypt” for help or make a league with Syria. We need to remember that “nothing is impossible with GOD!” S. E. Trail
My prayer for you today is that you would
look to HIM today for your every need.
Philippians
4:6 Be careful for nothing; but in everything by prayer and supplication
with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God.
“An American magazine held a competition,
inviting its readers to submit new scientific theories on ANY subject. Below
are the winners: 5th place (Subject: Probability Theory) If an infinite number
of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite
number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will
eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare in Braille. 4th place (Subject:
Bio-Mechanics) Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on
your eardrums. This pressure change outside your head unbalances other people's
ear pressures, so they then yawn to even it out. 3rd place (Subject: Symbolic
Logic) The Chinese are technologically underdeveloped because each of their
alphabetical characters represents a whole word or phrase, rather than a single
letter. Thus they cannot use acronyms to communicate technical ideas at a
faster rate. 2nd place (Subject: Newtonian Mechanics) Deforestation may cause
earthquakes, tidal waves, or even the total destruction of our planet. Just as
a figure-skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to
the body, the cutting down of tall trees may cause the Earth to spin
dangerously fast on its axis with disastrous results. Winner (Subject:
Perpetual Motion) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when
toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of
toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then
dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above
the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis
of a high-speed monorail system.”
Bible Reading Schedule for today – Eccles. 7-12
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